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FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret first premiered in 2022 and has entertained thousands at SOLD OUT shows. This burlesque parody puts a saucy, sophisticated, and sexy spin on everyone’s favorite characters from the beloved rides. This show embodies the philosophy of sex-positive, body-positive, feminist, and inclusive shows. All bodies, genders, shapes, colors, ages, abilities and more are included in these productions and are encouraged in our audiences.

When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!

Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

Kindly join us inside the haunted theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now.